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sorry I made this post while I wasn't quite all there. There are definitely little green fellas knocking about

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lewd joke(?) 

Once you enter the cum zone, you're unlikely to leave

no officer,, that is not a human-shaped pile of spaghetti in my passenger seat placed purposefully to allow for the use of HOV. That pile of spaghetti is actually my girlfriend thank you very much,,

i don't think the internet works anymore in general

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