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me: yeah ive been feeling a bit down lately
freud: have you considered you want to fuck your dad?
me: uhhh, no? you fucking weirdo
freud: really? have you seen him tho... id let him chop my nuts 😳

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freud be like: it's all dicks, and it's everyone else's problem too, everyon is obsessed with the cock like theyve mainlined sissy hypno, this is normal, im normal

freud: everyone wants to fuck their dad and be castrated, this is normal, im normal

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European trucks are weird. they've got the engine in the middle instead of the front

I forgot how much DMC5 threw you into the deep end at the beginning

wish that raccoon city was actually filled to the brim with raccoons instead of zombies

there's nothing like the feeling of cresting a hill at 80 miles an hour and god do I miss that feeling

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