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Well about 6 days from now I'll be driving down to Florida to enjoy some nice sunny weather and two-weeks-early sprint car racing

Fellas, is it gay to shelve? It's literally having sex with

@FirstProgenitor "Sir! SIR!! You can't just remove the exhibits from the Egyptology wing, sir, that's -"

"I think you will feel quite differently after reading my documentation."

"...This is a piece of paper with 'I am a pharaoh' written on it?"

"Exactly! You see, Tutenkamun's bitch ass owes me money and I am here to COLLECT. Because building card decks isn't cheap."

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