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My one eye will just not stop watering and it's fucking pissing me off

Brrrr Brrr brrr br br br BRRRRR
Clunk
Brbrbrbrbr BRRRRR
Clunk
Clunk
BRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRR
*Constant low-pitched whine in the background*

I'm a 2004 Mini Cooper S!

Come for the anti-establishment rhetoric, stay for the increasing number of cat pictures.

These messages brought to you by the anger and hatred of being woken up at 2 in the morning by your own ringtone, which is the sound of ducks quacking.

The fucking government sending me their fucking alert text messages at 2 in the fucking morning waking me up so that they can tell me that there's a fucking flood warning despite the fact that I live on the highest fucking point for twenty fucking miles.

death, terrible humour 

tfw one of your devices is dying so you need to find a next of kind asap

If anybody ever interrupts me then I'm just gonna shout "SAVE IT FOR THE COURT ROOM"

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