🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

Butcher is a game where you play as Sir Killalot, and all of the other contestants are... humanity

LEGO

NerdCubed is the comfort food of youtube

OMG COMBEE

Mimikyu best Pokemon

There are so many planets out there, but this one is special because it has you on it <3

Uh what's inside Pokeballs? other than Pokemon? Any Pokemon fans that might know?

YouTube is just maintained by this one really overwhelmed robot who changes the UI every few months to make it look like YouTube is being updated, and occasionally changes the algorithms to be quote unquote "more friendly to users" while ruining it for literally everyone

My favourite dog is my cat, Fidel <3

The suspect known only as "Phyllis" has been on the run for two days. Be on the lookout, has her modus operandi is offering people poisoned hard candies. The victims appear to have died via massive cyanide poisoning, resulting in organ failure.

Tired: Ham Sandwich
Wired: Sam Handwich

I'm a suspicious looking device

I would like to request two gigabytes of the number nine, please

Back in my day, we drank MERCURY instead of that WATER you drink nowadays! Water is just too goddamn healthy! We used to LIVE instead of getting watched over constantly by a nanny-state government who cares about your "health"

Hi I'm now in AWESOME HIGH DEFINITION

HMMMMMMM

Alright so there was this fucking BIG storm last night and now there are leaves EVERYWHERE

New worst idea ever: Beanbag filled with actual baked beans thank me later for your nightmares

Alrighty somebody needs to remind the cops that they work for the people, not the other way around. We should in no way feel like we are scum whenever we're around them.