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Okay we know about Megalodons but what about Tinylodons

France. That is all.

The reason I don't fly on planes is because they weigh EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE too. It's too bloody expensive.

What prevents tornadoes from falling over

The Sonic Screwdriver is a sex move where you vibrate close to the speed of sound while you're sexing

Scientifically speaking, pandas are always tumbling. (I don't know what my words mean?!)

Super Mario Kart is the only REAL racing series

ID LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO EVOLUTION

If we agree that Mario is a furry, then that means that the world's most recognizable gaming character is a furry

I'd like to remind you that there's a boss in Mario that's literally just a wee bab dinosaur

THERE ARE SO MANY MARIO GAMES HOLY SHIT

Instead of Netflix and Chill let's just call it Blockbuster and Chillax because it's 2002 again!

Alright so what if they made a REALLY TINY camera for convenience, so that way you aren't caught without a camera when you see something cool

I'm now anxiously waiting for Guns Gore and Cannoli 3, despite the fact that 2 just came out this year.

I don't want high definition I want wide definition

Okay so we have Dark Souls Remastered but what about Dark Souls Unmastered

#gameing

MARIO KART

As a representative for the tautological society, I'd like to say that I'm a representative because I'm a representative of the tautological society, and the easiest way to join the tautological society is to join the tautological society.

If a rabbit uses a hairdryer then it's a haredryer