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Cops, weed 

Remember if you see an illegal cop then go to your local weed

Me: *Petting Fidel while imagining that I look like an evil genius*
Fidel (the cat): *Purrs*

*Takes ten tries to plug in headphones*
Yes I consider myself a success why do you ask?

As I use my laptop less and less for gaming and more and more for art and internet browsing, I've been strongly considering the Pixelbook. Only thing holding me back right now is the price.

(-) 

*Hisses angrily*
I used up all of my fucking spoons mowing the lawn and I got burns on some of my fingers trying to fix the lawnmower, which is now broken.

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