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nah let's just all go home and play video games and web apps and stuff I need someone to come out

I love how in Shadow Warrior 2 if you fire any weapon for an extended period of time the barrel glows red hot just to make you feel like you've got an insane amount of power

Global warming 

I still can't believe that we ever thought there was a way to fix global warming

spoilerz with a z 

Killing demons with guns made of demons is the endgame of Shadow Warrior 2

Okay so what about Blockbuster but you pay a monthly fee and then you can "rent" any movie you want for free online so long as you keep paying that monthly fee.

In their defence the seal was apparently barking in a manner similar to a dog and even the rescue services thought it was a dog until they pulled the slightly annoyed seal out of the water

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Apparently somebody mistook a seal for a doggo and called the police because they thought a doggo was drowning

Apparently a restaurant just banned somebody from testing the limits of their all you can eat sushi policy (they are a triathlete, triathletes can eat up to like 15000 calories a day or something like that, and sushi is really low calorie density)

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