🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

I need to cut my nails

I seem to have combined very tight and rather short shorts with a very baggy sweater

Okay Firefox stop using six gigs of ram

I always sit with only one side facing windows and I feel like one side of my face is always in shadow

Holy shit I slam the enter key so hard

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY

Night everybody, time for sleeps <3

Let's be real here I could TOTALLY pull off the plague doctor outfit in public

Shoutouts to literally any streaming service that doesn't have autoplaying featured streams

For the low low price of your soul* I'll make you a server which involves a raspberry pi and a hard drive that have been stuck in a case with an ethernet cable and a power cable coming out of it.

*You also have to make monthly payments with other people's souls**
**Other demons get free servers***
***This isn't a good way to do business****
****tbf neither is using souls as a currency*****
*****I think I'm having a conversation with myself

I'm pretty sure that by sheer volume of shitposting I'm a social media influencer

Am I too late on this whole "servers" thing to make millions off of it?

I just realized that my idea for storing data off of your hard drive that you can call up on-demand through the internet is literally servers. I have invented servers for the nerdiest possible reason, which is storing ref-sheets.

I'm really loving the Podquisition

Okay I have a big question. Should I get Final Fnatasy XV? Is it good? Is it meh?

I got distracted and accidentally made two cups of cup noodle

Okay okay okay, I'd like to suggest an idea for a multiplayer Mario game. Deathmatch where a bunch of Marios need to jump on other Marios and the last Mario standing wins.

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT JIM STERLING HAS A PODCAST