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BTTV has the option to turn off autoplaying videos on the Twitch homepage and it is sooooo good

Nihilism joke 

College nihilist: I've written more than 30 essays on why nothing has any value why won't you fucks listen to me

Real nihilist: Knowing that nothing means anything, I have dedicated my life to investing money into more money so that I can get more money

Okay let's be real, Red Dead Redemption 2 is a beard growing simulator

Please don't LITERALLY drain swamps because that destroys habitats

Honda + Doot = Hondoot.

Honda I present you with the name for your next scooter, you're fucking welcome.

Fire mention 

Apparently somebody melted their truck driving through the fires in California to save some people. Holy shit that's amazing of them. (AND Toyota compensated them by offering to buy them a brand new truck of the same model.)

Fun fact: Batman is just an Anglicization, his real name is *unpronounceable demonic cursing*

How much does it cost to have Stephen Fry narrate your life in real time?

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