🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

Let's be real there are at least 5 Elvises still around, we just don't know where they are right now

I've made a bold fashion choice today by wearing a white shirt instead of a black shirt. Mind you, it's still wrapped in a black hoodie.

SHINIES

Yaaagh I am ahnold!

Those are some nice numbers you got there, sure would be a shame if somebody RADICALIZED THEM

Holy shit awoo.space now lets you extend messages to INFINITY so long as you CW your toots. This is heccin amazing I love this instance

tbh

The grinch steals boxing day

There's honestly no proof that ferrets aren't made of thousands and millions of tinier ferrets, which in turn are made of even smaller ferrets. I propose that it's just ferrets all the way down.

Detective noire flick except that everybody is a zombie and they need to figure out who has the braaaaiiiiiins

A barbershop quartet of John Wilkes Booth impersonators

Hi I'm Prankster McGee and I'm here to tell you that the best pranks are ones like seizing the means of production and breaking down barriers of class

The more legs a spider has then the more spidery a spider is

ARGH my face hearts from smiling

*Pushes it to the limit* I'm scarface now

Why is there so much shit happening in eastern europe and the middle east

It's 1 in the afternoon and the sun is still rising, what the actual fuck

Words with extra words on the side

Wow my fingers are cold