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uspol, Mueller report, extreme sarcasm 

I think that Trump not wanting Mueller to testify on the Mueller report really proves to us that the report absolves him of all wrongdoing

diddy kong rap 

He has ten eyes, he has no face, he wants to exterminate the human race

Another genderless insult you can use around town 

sockshuffle

The fact that they didn't call it Bayonetta II: Electric Boogaloo is an atrocity that I won't stand by

discussion of Hardcore Henry 

Hardcore Henry is a *very* fun hour and a half, *but* it's also very hard for your mind to handle it. It's filmed from a first person point of view, and has lots of extremely gruesome violence. It's basically an hour and a half of unironically shooting, stabbing, and punching the bad guys in a very videogame-y way. Also I genuinely couldn't watch it in one sitting and it could also be a bit dysphoria inducing if you don't like being personally addressed as somebody who you aren't. Anyway watch it if you can but know that if you don't watch it you honestly aren't missing out on the biggest thing in the world.

Just wait until it's like 15 years from now and the Switch is still selling like hotcakes virtually unchanged

Hey Linux users who are having trouble getting Minecraft or its associated shit to work! Try deleting all JDK v11 files. It will try to launch on JDK v11 even if you specify JDK v8, which is the only version it works on, so you will need to delete all JDK v11 files for it to work.

vore joke, star wars 

I once ate a Jedi because Darth Vader asked me to

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