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Drugs 

I'd like to thank being high as fuck and going into the minesweeper zone for this accomplish

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Funny anecdote once I said superman and then laughed for 5 minutes

Some day I'm just gonna fucking take a notepad and pen, walk up to the police station, and give every cop car a ticket for parking on the wrong planet

White cishets' ability to be amazed by the fact that a company doing a pride related thing during pride month doesn't mean they're actually perfect towards LGBTQ+ is fucking hilarious

grrrrrr 

Fun fact about this post: It took 20 seconds longer than usual to reach the server because of GODDAMN COMCAST

straight pride (it's shit) 

The straight pride flag looks like ass and I'm never going to take this statement back

I want everybody to remember for the rest of their lives that my minesweeper record is 00:43

grrr 

In Soviet Russia, I fuck with Comcast instead of Comcast fucking with me

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