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Even fucking Skyrim was brown and grey, and that was a magical dragon adventure!

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The Fallout games have amazing storytelling but each game up until 4 only has like ONE area that contains colours other than BROOOOOWN

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@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun We went from "everything is brown" to "everything is grey" and are just now getting to "oh wow remember colors? those were pretty dope, huh?" and it's about time

The gender of the day is a guilty hydra on a cruise ship.

@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun *looking at my younger self* damn what a gender-style child

Remember kids: if you become a neuroscientist, you too could be in Smash, just like Ryuta Kawashima. (This is the only true payoff of higher education.)

OR maybe they should've used the joystick design from the Pro controller, which is not affected by drift.

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I can't fucking believe that the Switch Lite possibly has Joy-con drift. I feel like Nintendo needs to get their shit together and re-engineer their joysticks.

Hitman shitpost 

Agent 47 with drumkit: *perfectly executes an impressive drum solo*

Agent 47 with church organ: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

If my second set of Joy-cons gets Joy-con drift I'll probably just buy aftermarket tbh. I've heard of some affordable ones.

If you like videogames and anime I highly recommend Hi Score Girl.

I know this might seem ridiculous, but I don't have time to play Dead Cells, a game I love, because I'm too busy playing Dragon Quest XI, a game I love.

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