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Curious. You claim to be a "leftist" yet you have a right side of your body.

Anna in 2019: look I just wanna be soft and smell nice

Anna in 2020, after a month of kung fu classes: I want to be Literally Sheeva

I've been looking for resources that might help a cis man who's always identified as straight come to terms with what his spouse starting to identify as ftm means for his sexuality, and I'm really struggling to find anything.

If anybody's got anything to hand that they could send me a link to I would very much appreciate it

I'd love to buy a street stock or hobby stock car and take up dirt track racing someday. Hell, I'd even buy an asphalt car if that's what it took to go racing.

I think that if I could go back in time and see one race that doesn't happen anymore, it'd be a NASCAR Daytona Beach race. From everything I've heard about those they sound like they were wild. 4 mile long "racetrack" that half uses a long slightly curved road and half uses Daytona Beach, with a tight left hand turn at each end.

For some reason I just can't get spotify to work. The website's just been broken for me for two days and I can't for the life of me figure out why.

Silly but lewd question 

If you theoretically came alcohol would you need a liquor license for somebody to suck your dick?

The concept of rival companies using each other for advertising is just so weird to me. It's like a Chevy Monte Carlo sponsored by a Ford dealership.

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I'm used to motorsports advertising where you won't even see rival companies advertising on multiple cars in a team. If one of their rivals is already sponsoring a car on that team they just won't sponsor any of that team's cars, even if the rivals wouldn't be on the same car.

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So YouTube's just okay with Facebook advertising one of their services that's a direct competitor to one of YouTube's services.

Pooltoy being reminded of something during a conversation and trying to segue into the new topic: "oh, squeaking of that,"

if you put bandages on a pen display instead of walking 😍

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