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Zombies are just really pissed that everybody leaves them hanging when they stick their hands out of their graves for high-fives.

@daHob
#Hopepunk is the idea that, in this screwed-up world, showing kindness and empathy is a radical act of rebellion.

You don't just give to charity and respect people's pronouns because it's the right thing to do; you do it because fuck the patriarchy.

Stupid politics joke 

Breaking news: Trump says "I want to wear big boy pants like Uncle Putin!"

Rant about people saying stupid things 

No Kanye, you aren't being attacked for presenting new ideas, you are being attacked for presenting absolutely fucking idiot ideas.

Heading to bed to rest, because headache. If neither of us wake up in time for stream there won't be one tonight.

Thanks for understanding.

My phone decided that the best way for me to wake up was for me to get poked in the gut by it

Thing that should be CW'd but I don't know what words to use for it 

Yes Kanye, African Americans CHOSE to be enslaved for hundreds of years. They also CHOSE to be kidnapped by Europeans and other Africans who would sell them to Europeans. They CHOSE to be set on that path that results in them still struggling to get equal rights.

Brain: Okay Arm, prop up Head now
Arm: Nah fuck that I'm just gonna spaz around instead

Amazing (for me) things that happened today: Got up on time, bought Nintendo Switch + LA Noire

Shitty (for me) things that happened today: Had to bumpstart lawnmower, inhaled half a metric fucktonne of grass and dirt, weed-whackered foot

Today was honestly a fucking great day.

Apparently a sandwich and two cookies isn't enough to satisfy my stomach.

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