Does anyone know of a worse programming language than MUMPS? I somehow convinced someone to try MUMPS and they actually did, so now I want to further down this rabbit hole.

@luciferMysticus Like, a genuine language, or one written as a joke? I mean, MUMPS is in good company in either list, it is sincerely worse than INTERCAL, but Malboge was designed with the sincere intent of being the worst

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@luciferMysticus I have been thinking about this for days and I cannot think of a worse serious language than MUMPS. Hell, even PHP is better

@Kistaro I hear even cobol isn't that bad. There's probably some obscure, proprietary language somewhere that sucks worse than either.

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