I keep my alarm clock set to a memetic-hazard radio station, the type that plays Astley unironically and such.

If I don't get up and shut it down fast enough, I'll have meme noise-worms in my head. It works, mostly.

This morning, however, I woke up to Don't Worry Be Happy, and rolled out of bed to turn it off, only to reach my hand into kitty barf as I tried to pull myself up...

I think the radio-gods are mocking me.

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Don’t worry...
*hurk*
Be happy!
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