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kink musings 

sometimes I want to be part of someone’s harem of friendly and obedient rubber creatures, sometimes I want to *have* the harem instead

Alas, none of the photos of the graffiti etched into the window on the bus came out legibly. Scratched glass is hard enough to read, let alone photograph in a moving bus.

“STAY IN DRUGS
EAT YOUR SCHOOL
DON’T DO VEGETABLES”

Today at work: discovering that both other people on this project with me went on vacation - one with warning and planning, *one without* - and therefore I have nobody available to perform code reviews, which are a strict requirement before submitting code. That’s really going to make it easy to do my damn job, it is

This is one of those days where apparently I’m fine until I think about anything I need to do, whereupon I have intense waves of anxiety. I can do stuff, just not think about stuff other than what I’m doing.

More tea

Uber keeps giving me discounts because I used to be a more regular customer and they’re desperate to bribe me back, and I’m over here just giving 100% of the discount money directly to the driver in tips. Less money for Uber, more money for the people Uber exploits, works for me

why did I ask for advice lmao, everyone's recommending something completely different

@sophia@cybre.space come for Destiny 2, stay for the dystopian interactive science fiction?

@salameleon I can’t play DOTA with a sensitivity higher than 1200 and still hit what I’m trying to click on. I can’t actually use my 28” monitor to play DOTA in full screen - it’s too much range to cover with a mouse moving at that speed. So I have a huge monitor and then I play DOTA in a small window in it.

The monitor is nice for tiling IM windows at least.

The main reason I want to make even more money at work is so I can give it to more people :|

2-question mini-survey: pain & fear thereof 

@Jssra Between 2 and 6, depending on migraines. I worry about a 4 and up, I’m not very functional above 5 if it doesn’t relent, and my mood and productivity are apparently impacted by any amount of pain, which is irritating because I feel like I should be less sensitive to it than I am.

The abraded patch on my ankle is healing pretty quickly, despite my limping. My right arm is not appreciably less sore, however. @..@ The visible injury once again is not the one interfering with me.

(That’s not quite true, the ankle injury is slowing me down too)

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I still want a civ 6 mod where everybody is lizard people

Tumblr tried to sneak in data collection under the radar. After a few taps, you can get a list of who they're sharing data with.

The list takes 19 screenshots to see all the names on my phone.

NINETEEN.

misfortune of the day: bike crash. near miss from a pickup truck that didn’t see me in an intersection. (Lost control after evading)

good fortune: my injuries are mild sprains and abrasion. Coat, pants, & helmet were adequate.

also good: truck driver stopped and helped me get to work, taking my bike along. A bike repair company shows up weekly, I’m getting an appointment.

also good fortune: onsite doctor had a slot available.

At this point the part that hurts the most is the tetanus shot

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