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I was feeling extremely lazy earlier so I ate my ramen in solid block form. When that was taken care of, I had a sudden urge to open the seasoning packet and eat the power directly.

In a moment of weakness, I tore open a corner to sup at its saltiness, but before I could damn myself, the smoke detector in the hall spontaneously fired off. I ran out to check the kitchen, but there was nothing wrong.

I took it as a sign from the universe and threw out the packet

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