Y’know, now that CG is this good they could TOTALLY make the Image Cinematic Universe. The same tech used to make an entire giant eyes Battle Angel Alita movie used to give all the women permanent S curved spines regardless of movement and all the guys would have tiny angry heads, and they’d composite the gun barrels right above clutched fists.

And everyone’s name would be some riff off Blood, Death, Storm, Sword and stuff, like metal bands only with Y and U instead of umlauts.

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The first movie in the ICU would be Bigg Gunn, about a hero whose mutant power is making any firearm larger and more fully automatic, like in the last scene he’d start with a .44 magnum with only 3 rounds, and make it a belt fed Vulcan cannon

And then in the second movie “Bludstryke,” Bigg Gunn would team up with Lady Bloodbath on a mission to retrieve nanites from Hell, featuring how medieval armor doesn’t actually work! Be sure to keep an eye open for the Jim Lee cameo in every movie.

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