implausable shit I've actually done;
as inspired by a post on Twitter this includes;
I've operated a particle accelerator, while certain I was irredeemably stupid.
I've helped erect a traditional Bedouin tent.
I was on board a research ship that discovered a sunken vessel.
I've fenced against an Olympian.
I've thrown lawn mowers off a roof.
I taught myself to draw with the hand I nearly lost in a terrible accident. (This makes more sense and is less badass when you think about it a bit.)