NORMALLY
me: oh man food! I love food! My IQ has just sharply plunged in the presence of food!
@earthshine: I shouldn’t eat this. It’ll make me fat. Also, Denny’s is gross.
THIS MORNING
me: it’s so good to get off the road. *daintily nibbles pancakes *
*savors eggs*
*samples bacon*
@earthshine *there is no skillet left only a decimated aching vacuum that once held cheesy potatoes *