dramatization of my morning, scatological reference
* yawns, stretches
Me: mnnn, I like sleeping on my back, it really relaxes my arms.
My gut: RRRRRrumble squueak *cramp* hey guess what you need to do? YOU NEED TO SHIT.
* shits
Me: gonna clamber back into bed, see if I can get another hour. Sleep is so good! What time is it anyway? *clik*
* alarm clock shows 6:29 exactly
Me: oh well there’s that