“You really are gonna make me watch Point Break.”
“You’ll love two thirds of it.”
“‘It’s got Keanu’ isn’t the selling point I thought it was.”
“You’re saying he’s like Christian Bale.”
“No! Christian Bale is in lame movies like Batman. Keanu is in movies like Little Keanu, Keanu Reloaded, Keanu Revolutions and Keanu and Keanu’s Fantastic Adventure.”