*country music *
*shiny factory new F150 skids to halt*
*candidate steps out*
“Mah truck mah TRUCK mah truck. GUNS.”
*candidate empties an entire clip*
“BANG vaccine mandates BANG CRT bang bangity bang bang bang.”
*candidate looking up to the left, in front of a crying eagle head superimposed over a waving blue line flag*
“Truuuuuuuck.”
@Leucrotta 😂