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Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.

* 17 solid minutes of singing Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album verbatim *

Liquor Store Clerk: Get OUT! And stay out!

Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.

Me *pulls shirt over head*: I am the great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! I need crappucino for my bunghole!

Liquor Store Clerk: Please just take your booze and leave.

Me: Are you threatening me?

@Leucrotta

Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.

Me: Seat me in the nonsmoking section, please.

@xinjinmeng @Leucrotta Liquor Store Clerk: Okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.

Me: You know where the nearest phone booth is?

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