Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.
* 17 solid minutes of singing Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album verbatim *
Liquor Store Clerk: Get OUT! And stay out!
Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.
Me: Seat me in the nonsmoking section, please.
@xinjinmeng @Leucrotta Liquor Store Clerk: Okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.
Me: You know where the nearest phone booth is?
Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.
Me *pulls shirt over head*: I am the great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! I need crappucino for my bunghole!
Liquor Store Clerk: Please just take your booze and leave.
Me: Are you threatening me?