Th' Scotsman woke to nature's call an' stumbled towards a tree
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt an' he gawks at what he sees
An' in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
Ah don't know where yew been mah boy but Ah see you've won first prize
Yippie ai yay
Yippie ai yo
Ghost riders in th' sky!