filk, all caps, lewd adjacent
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH IN THE LAND OF THE SHIRE
LIVES A BRAVE LITTLE HOBBIT WHOM WE ALL DESIRE
WITH HIS LONG WOODEN PIPE, FUZZY WOOLY TOES
HE LIVES IN A HOBBIT HOLE AND EVERYBODY'S HAD HIM
BILBO BILBO BAGGINS
HE'S ONLY THREE FEET TALL
BILBO BILBO BAGGINS
THE NASSSSSTIEST HOBBIT OF THEM ALL