Rain Dog: "re: song lyrics, all caps" - Awoo Space

Jan 30, 2022, 05:55

Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

song lyrics, all caps

SO MANY THINGS TO THROW ON THE GROUND!
LIKE THIS AND THIS AND THAT AND EVEN THIS!

Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

re: song lyrics, all caps

now what someone smarter than me could do is translate "Threw It On the Ground" into Anglo-Saxon and mix it with "The Wanderer."

"They cast fell lightnings 'pon my bunghole over and over
I wirt screaming and squirming, mine bunghole all aflame
That much passed; this will too."

"Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk and the long hair flowing?
I threw them ON THE GROUND!"

(yes I know that's only inspired by The Wanderer, but it's funnier this way darnit)

Jan 30, 2022, 06:09 · · · ·

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