* starts Matrix Revolutions, but no edible yet *
The grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture packets of information as they moved through the server.

Okay, so let's see, the PCs are getting sidetracked by a batch of stuff so the GM has the Oracle call and say they're needed in Oakland

while Neo's so Extremely Online he's stuck at the Orinda BART station potentially forever.

For a Virtual Adept running BART off a server in his closet this dude sure looks like he's a Vampire or Werewolf NPC.

*watches five more minutes*

Yep, they're definitely in someone's Vampire chronicle. Morpheus is twin wielding SP5s versus some dude with kote doing backflips on the ceiling. I am not making this up but am waiting a little longer before I declare this the best movie in the trilogy.

aw man who invited the 2nd Amendment nuts to the play party? NOT MY KINK MAN. Safeword! Safeword!

After much backflipping our heroes outfight the Billy Corgan gang and bust into the play party where the GM has given their Ventrue nemesis an accent Frencher and thicker than vichyssoise. Oh hey, there's that Nosferatu or possibly Bone Gnawer NPC again.

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so despite this endangering the party, the hovercraft and Zion, Neo decides he has to confront The Oracle about why she lied about Vader being his father or w/e, it's very player character, and she tells him that the Kwisatz Haderach can see back through genetic history.

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