"In rode the King of the Burger. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a great menace of despair. In rode the King of the Burger, under the archways that no enemy had ever passed, and all fled before his face." #Tolkienposting #Fanfic
... now I'm imagining the Burger-King of Angband with an iron crown set upon his plasticky head. This is when he confronts Gandalf at the gates of the White Castle, of course.