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"In rode the King of the Burger. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a great menace of despair. In rode the King of the Burger, under the archways that no enemy had ever passed, and all fled before his face."

... now I'm imagining the Burger-King of Angband with an iron crown set upon his plasticky head. This is when he confronts Gandalf at the gates of the White Castle, of course.

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