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They came to a clearing in which there was a great statue of a seated Burger King of Gondor. Foul orcish graffiti scrawled upon the base and where the statue’s head had been instead was a crudely carven “Jack ball” with its prominent nose and hat. “Look!” said Frodo. “The king had a new crown!” And it was true, for upon the old head cast to the side, there were a great many discarded ketchup packets.

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