Matrix posting
"They are holding all the keys, they are guarding all the exits, which means sooner or later someone is going to have to fight them. I won't lie to you Neo, every man, woman or neutrois who has ever fought an agent has died HORRIBLY. So of course you'll win."
"uhhhh dude, like how?"
"Because they aren't the protagonists of this movie, and you are."
"So you're like, saying I can TOTALLY dodge bullets?"
"No. What I'm like saying is that when the time comes, you won't have to."
"Dude that is so non-non-non-heinous."