y'know I'm already a bad southerner for
* leaving the state
* not enjoying football
* being Jewish
* being Queer
* joining the NAACP
* joining the ACLU (no longer a member)
etc
so I think at this point, fuck it, may as well dump that brown sugar in my grits, what're they gonna do, excommunicate me?
@Leucrotta as a lover of cheese grits, how dare you