GWAR I BRING FORTH, THE PORTAL POTTY!
coming to feed on the shit from your bodies
your turds have more power than mere human faeces
let's use this great power to recover the pieces!

COVERED IN SHIT IS ALL YOU DESIRE
MYSTICAL DOORWAY SWIRLING WITH FIRE
WE'LL USE THE PLUNGER IF BLOCKAGE WON'T BUDGE
IT'S A GATE TO THE PLANE OF FUDGE!

Cross the river leave the Abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words;
just jiggle the handle! Let flow go the turds!

YEAH! HERE IT COMES BABY, AH'M DROPPIN' MAH LOAD!
AH AIN'T JUST UP ON IT, AH AM TH' COMMODE!

The power of the toilet must NEVER be abused!
he must be sponged he must be plunged lest CARNAGE will ensue!
If a DEAD SHEEP were to clog him, who KNOWS what would arise?
Maybe he'd bring the Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise?