"Will you help me defeat Patty Murray (and Chuck Schumer)?"

No, actually I will NOT, you filthy goddamn racist earth rapist war criminal apologist fanatic anti-semitic child-hating theocratic traitor. Am I forgetting any words here? What remaining patriotism I have left plays out in how much I fucking hate what YOU and YOURS have done to OUR country. MY country, though frankly I've heard you claim this place so much I've practically given up on this ever being a place for Christ killing faggots like myself.

I would rather cut my throat than vote Republican; it's quicker, cheaper, and doesn't hurt my family and friends as badly.

You're the same now as when my great grandfather's generation came to this country and were greeted with ghettos and sweatshops, when my Grampa was patrolling NYC on foot you were collaborating with the goddamn Nazis, when my father was in college you were beating down Black people and pushing for expanded war against Vietnamese ones, when I was a child you were telling me about the evil commies and how I was damned to your hell, when I was younger I saw YOU responsible for AIDS, for the War on Drugs, for Katrina hitting that hard and two wars we didn't need to be in, and now that I'm old I've seen even more. How much more evil will you fuckers inflict on this country before I finally die in a hate crime, in a camp, from a policeman or counterprotester, or simply from not having any/good enough health insurance or complications from global climate change in the rapacious situation YOU MADE?

TLDR; if you're Republican, you are an enemy of my country, my species, my planet, my ethnicity, and I take it real personal, fuck OFF.