some conversations this weekend were deffo nascent shitposts;
"We have eucalyptus based spray. It's safer than Deet."
"I'll try it. I mean it'll attract the koalas, but they're koalas, they were always gonna be aggressive."
more weekend shitposts;
"The existence of 'strategic cheese reserves' suggests the counterpart of strategic cheese is *tactical* cheese, in either gunmetal or MARPAT."
"... with rails."
even more weekend shitposts;
"Kids Bop is eternal. They're immortal vampire children."
"Like, they started out in the 1430s singing madrigals."
"The alternative is that they'd age and you'd get, like, Middle Aged Bop about how your knees hurt."
even more;
"It's medical, not stupidity."
even from the weekend;
My friend was working on a rig that would've allowed virtually attending a con. My comment was you could put peripherals in a robot parrot mounted on your shoulder, with wifi and controllers located in a tricorn hat, and we'd market it as V-Arrr.
more weekend shitposts, transcribed for your reading pleasure
"Shit, I got water on my book about the Navy!"