article spotted in wild, puerile/90s reference, all caps
"The world's cornhole elite chasing that one perfect toss. Inside the fiercely competitive cornhole championships, where America's favorite bean bag game is a way of life."
huh huh huh
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
I COME FROM LAKE TITICACA
TITICACA
I NEED CRAPPUCINO FOR MY BUNGHOLE