in the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lived a brave little hobbit who we all admire
the sun is beatin' down on my baseball hat
the air is gettin' hot the beer is gettin' flat
lookin' for an elf, I ran into a guy
his name is Gandalf Stormcrow he said howdy I said hi
I said I’ll ride with you if you can get me to Mount Erebor
The sheriff’s after me for what I did with his daughter!