“But archaeologists will say your pelvis is too narrow to be a girl” you mean the same archaeologists who decided any early medieval Scandinavian burial with weapons were men, or what?
@Leucrotta ah yes, all cis women have half metre+ wide hips and any that don't meet that requirement are actually men
@TheTenuousOrder archaeologists seriously are into big booty. Yigal Yadin specifically calls out badonkadonk several times in his descriptions of fieldwork.
@frostwolf @TheTenuousOrder the desire to mix archaeology with Beastie Boys is strong here and afaik you don’t even listen to the Beasties…
｜霜の狼｜人面獣心」🐺❄️
@Leucrotta @TheTenuousOrder I mean, just about any song with lyrics is gonna be equally not-a-reference to us! :3 Unless it's like, Classic Rock™. So go for it!
Do the Beastie Boys do songs about beasts? 
@frostwolf et al;
“I’ve been hearing she’s giving it out to all them Mycenaeans.”
“Yo, shut the fuck up, Chico-man”
“I’d paint THREE of them bull jumping frescoes for some of that ass.”
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“Professor, what’s another word for archaeological treasure?”
@Leucrotta @TheTenuousOrder The other kind of buried treasure!