My new fursona is a little kobold alchemist wearing only glasses, a scarf and a comically oversized hat, who lives in a warm cottage lit by little magical crystals at the edge of a huge forest, where she bakes pies, drinks tea and also never has to talk to customers on the fucking phone.
This was originally gonna be a joke contrasting all sorts of comforting cuddly fantasy with lurid sexual acts, but i’m too tired and pissed off today to make it a joke.
@chimerror She bakes MAGICAL pies which soothe and heal physical and emotional wounds alike, so in other words pies.
@Leucrotta she sounds adorable and I bet the pies are spectacular
:3
@chimerror also kobolds in comforting cuddly fantasy never have to pay steadily increasing rent on their charming cottages.
@Leucrotta that's the true fantasy
@Leucrotta what kind of stuff does she do with alchemy?
@eredien Those are the pies and teas. Way less battlefield magic and much more ritual stuff that takes time to really process.
@Leucrotta cuddly fantasy and lurid acts go together so well!!