THUNK ting ting
THUNK ting ting
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Arius there was an age of silly hats. And unto this, Conan! Destined to wear a phenomenally silly hat upon a troubled brow. It is I his haberdasher who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of hat adventure!
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