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Sadly nothing about this involves dangling from the ceiling in a cat suit to avoid laser eye beams

or having a former racecar driver lose the police in a hectic chase after the thieves' stolen electricians' van, culminating in jumping a bridge just as it raises to let boats through

I mean probably none of these people even vaguely looked like Michael Caine in a turtleneck

Hundreds of ancient gold coins stolen from German museum in under 10 minutes, officials say pbs.org/newshour/world/hundred

@Leucrotta Weaponized fiber cut, because fuck everyone else in the area while they're at it.

Definitely organized; definitely not subtle.

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