stoner furry horntpost (implied transformation) 

weed that gives you tits bigger than your head and a dick big enough to suck yourself off.

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re: stoner furry horntpost (implied transformation) 

@LexYeen but the DOWN side is that you find bending over to suck yourself too innately hilarious to stop laughing and actually do it

re: stoner furry horntpost (implied transformation) 

@Leucrotta easy fix: keep smoking, eventually you won't need to bend over.

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