Oompa loompa doopity doo
we fold space and now so can you
oompa loompa doopity do
send a third stage navigator the spice must flow

... actually naw, the oompa loompas are the Bene Tleilaxu, not the Guild.

then the Navigator tells the Emperor to shiv Paul for them, and the Guild guys wander out, sloshing bong water all over the Emperor's floor, they make this really halfassed effort to clean it up, and that's it, they're off to get Space Jack in the Box and watch Spacebob Spicepants

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"Woims, woims. Always the woims with you. Awright, awright already, I got y'woims right here, it's footage of a small one."

"Remember the first step in dealing with a trap is to walk right on in."

so let's see then some pon farr music lets you know there's a fight, Atreides troops can't move without rhythm or stomping loudly, and Duncan shows up to say he's leaving.

Lady, 20 minutes ago you really didn't think much about Paul and now he's a big deal, what's the hurry?

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