Morbid curiosity gets me clicking on this “mysterious WWII discovery outside Paris.” What is it, a mass grave? A scrapped bunker or pontoon bridge? Some sort of SS ritual site conceived of while hopped up on schnapps and five hour long operas about Arthurian mythology?
Nope, it’s a “massive tank.”
What’re we talking about, a Jagdpanther or Pershing tank? Nope. They found most of an M-5.