the good news; the 80s Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren is on YouTube for free

the better news; this is a pretty good Star Wars rip off and Frank Langella plays Skeletor seriously

the bad news; oh shit they went to the USA in the 1980s fuck this

oh gah now Skeletor's minions (you'll be happy to learn this doesn't include Stinkor, or for that matter anyone else you'd recognize from the cartoon) are going to crash the senior dance at Ferris Bueller's Back to the Breakfast Club

grody, gag me with the latest Cars album

Follow

This is totally Frank Langella's movie. How many people get cast as the flamingly Gay lich-lord from a goofy cartoon only now it's a Star Wars ripoff with Billy Barty as the lovable sidekick in 80s America AND THEN turn in a legitimately solid villain performance?

@anthracite will surely appreciate that mastering the powers of the universe and ascending to godhead is represented by having a huge, polished metal hat, as Jack would have surely told us.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!