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But twink death need not be final. Should the twink prepare a phylactery beforehand - for instance a pair of particularly short shorts - upon his 30th birthday he will rise once more as a twink lich, unable to be turned by normal clerics.

silly, only half related 

@Leucrotta
cleric: "TURN!!"
zombie: [starts revolving in place]

re: silly, only half related 

@frostwolf oooh oooh oooh oooh stayin allliiiiiiiiiive

re: silly, only half related 

@frostwolf *helpfully points to ceiling and floor so that other people at the same disco might know where these are*

re: silly, only half related 

@Leucrotta ...now I'm imagining a second group of gravity-flipped undead (maybe skeletons, they're weird enough physicswise anyway) dancing on the ceiling!

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