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stoned post, filk, dentist reference 

then I realized that "toothpaste" had the same syllabic count as "best shot"

da da da duh duh duh duh duh duh duh da da
Well you're a dental surgeon with a long history
Of extracting cracked molars like this 43
That's okay, let's see how you do it
Wash out now spit, let's get down to it
Hit me with your toothpaste
Why don't you hit me with your toothpaste
Hit me with your toothpaste
Flossin' away

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